The Mushroom Thieves
`There goes a mushroom thief now!` The girl urged her friend to pay attention by jabbing her in the buttocks with the point of her umbrella. `Ouch!` her companion protested. `I don`t see what you mean. It`s just a boy!` `You don`t know anything,` her would-be educator remonstrated with her. `I`ll show you he`s a mushroom thief. Just come home with me for five minutes and I`ll show you something on the internet that`ll explain it all for you.`
The pair giggled harmlessly towards the lift doors of the apartment block where they both lived in their respective family circles. Holding each other up to prevent themselves from falling down onto the lift floor they arrived at the door to Janie`s flat still screaming with merriment. Once inside the two girls, Janie and Katie, repaired to the bedroom where the internet lay in wait enticingly.
`I`m a researcher,` Janie announced. `Here`re the porn sites and these are the women .` She instructed Katie with the cursor on where to click and download. Oodles of pictures of healthy looking women spilled forth. `Look!` Janie engaged her girlfriend`s attention more directly. She`d unzipped her jeans and Katie could see the head of the mushroom peeping out at her on its thick white stem. `Boys are mushroom thieves !`